Hilarious and pulled directly from the Hartford Marathon’s Insiders Guide:
We have a wee problem.  Runners are peeing on private property. Not allowed.  Not good.  Stop it.  To help, we have added more portalets near every fluid station.  Please do not use the private lawns of our community.  If our “Pee Patrol” spots offenders, they will be automatically disqualified from the race.